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The name's India! 18, USA. Multi-fandom. Current obsession is Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so please be patient with me for a while. I don't bite, so feel free to stay and chat. :)
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jayjay022:

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listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Yessss

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maslanystan:

I’m not crying you’re crying

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o-i-t-n-b:

Plot twist: the writers of the show decide to deviate from the book and make Piper and Alex end up together because fuck Larry.

Please

I would really benefit from some mustard with the two hot pockets I just made

Eating hot pockets and watching The Wall. I really am a cliche.

Oopsie poopsie I’m high. Yeah don’t text me I’ll probably tell you I love you or something dumb because I only show emotion when I’m high and I’m beginning to depend on drugs to be able to feel how I feel.

flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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Ok after my dad takes his laundry out, I’m gonna smoke a bowl and lose my phone. Unless you want to know how I feel about you, getting ahold of me is probably a bad idea.