Plot twist: the writers of the show decide to deviate from the book and make Piper and Alex end up together because fuck Larry.
Oopsie poopsie I’m high. Yeah don’t text me I’ll probably tell you I love you or something dumb because I only show emotion when I’m high and I’m beginning to depend on drugs to be able to feel how I feel.
pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
Ok after my dad takes his laundry out, I’m gonna smoke a bowl and lose my phone. Unless you want to know how I feel about you, getting ahold of me is probably a bad idea.